"Fuck you, Whomp!"
"Fuck you, Fuck Face"
"Fuck you Bowser, suck my dick and balls!"
OMFG ! I'm putting together a PowerPoint presentation, based on old graphs in a report I did compared to updated graphs, and I sound just like that dude! Except I'm saying:
"Fuck you Microsoft" (as I discover where the layout option is on *this* version of PowerPoint)
"No, goddammit, no, that's not what I wanted to!" (when I try to copy and paste something from Word and it completely mangles the formatting)
"Are you going to do that every fucking time?" (when, every time I copy and paste to the PowerPoint, it opens up a side pane and asks if I need any presentation ideas...over and over...)
I have to stop swearing, my dog gets very upset when he hears cursing (he's a rescue, so who knows what abuse he went through before).
"It rewards a skilled player for their effort put in."
"It's the best kind of level, really."
"It let's a good player be good."
"THIS IS AN ENDLESS GAUNTLET!"
"Mushroom! Get the mushroom! Get the mushroom you...FUCK! YOU FUCK! YOU FUCK"
I won't give away the ending...too fucking funny! We've all been there...
I would want to study the brains of the people who actually cleared that level...they are the Einstein's of video games!
"Why? Why are her boobs bigger than her head?"
"Japanese people, what the fuck is wrong-"
"Oh my god, I'm playing the game--"
"...so, this is weirdo shit."
"Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot? Why did you make that?"